This country is really absurd sometimes…
But we know we love it, though.
that’s why when I say “sorry” to ppl in the states they always dismiss my display of empathy saying “why are you saying sorry? it’s not your fault.” of course it’s not my fault! I want to help u feel bettah gawddd
"Sorry" means something different in Canada than it does in other places.
In Canada, if something bad happens and you say sorry, it means “I acknowledge that you have been inconvenienced or otherwise harmed, and I am expressing sympathy. I’d prefer it if the bad thing had not happened.”
We apologize for things constantly.
"Sorry I’m late, traffic was horrible!"
Sorry about the traffic.
"Ugh, I think I caught the flu!"
Sorry you have the flu. That must be unpleasant.
"My house was burglarized and everything of value stolen!"
Oh wow, I’m sorry. That’s a terrible experience.
And so on. It’s rude not to apologize, because failing to apologize suggests you do not care.
There is even commercials up here in Canada about how we Canadians like to apologize for everything.
10 things our kids will never understand…
limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory
Still do the videotape thing at my job. It’s a pain in the ass dealing with VCRs.
Lime wire, hahah wow
remember renting a movie and watching it that nigt and then the next morning and then as many times until you had to return it
*wants to ride a wooly mammoth to Wawa* B)
Michael Crichton taught me that this is a very bad idea
Nah man that was only Dinosaurs. We’re cool with other prehistoric animals, like the Andrewsarchus
the first sabre toothed animal, Gorgonopsid
and my personal favourite, the 60- foot long predatory whale, Basilosaurus.
… Yeah I don’t think this is a good idea either…
i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”
WHY HADN’T I SEEN THIS BEFORE???
there’s not enough bruce banner on my dash and i’m fixing that 1/∞
When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch
he literally has all of the same powers as stitch
He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like
you know what sounds good
I’M ACTUALLY CRYING FROM THIS, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU