When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”
Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS.
I kind of told my sixth grade teacher this in front of the class when she said “Ladies don’t do that.”
reblogging just in case any of my followers felt ugly today
YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND LOVED BY AT LEAST 2 PEOPLE
JACK HARKNESS AND ME
Dude, as a kid, i used to be like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen
last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there
do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr
Graphite pencils and gel pen in Moleskine sketchbook.
My sister just started laughing hella hard and i go into the room to see whats shes laughing at and she just points to this picture
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it