macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u

tielan:

cumberpetersleston:

harto-helbig:

netzmare:

scaenica:

[x]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

bUT NOTES

thejokertho

I kind of told my sixth grade teacher this in front of the class when she said “Ladies don’t do that.”

the-fandoms-are-cool:

reblogging just in case any of my followers felt ugly today
YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND LOVED BY AT LEAST 2 PEOPLE
JACK HARKNESS AND ME

the-fandoms-are-cool:

reblogging just in case any of my followers felt ugly today

YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND LOVED BY AT LEAST 2 PEOPLE

JACK HARKNESS AND ME

notdannyphantom:

Dude, as a kid, i used to be  like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen

nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

naturalshocks:

Graphite pencils and gel pen in Moleskine sketchbook. 

naturalshocks:

Graphite pencils and gel pen in Moleskine sketchbook. 

soaringinadream:

My sister just started laughing hella hard and i go into the room to see whats shes laughing at and she just points to this pictureimage

deanandthedemonbloodprince:

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it