dominovox:

galindrael:

k-alenkbro:

viper-fox:

janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

Headcanon Accepted. 

On my god my feels! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THEM?!!!!

That canon…I LIKE IT. ANOTHER!

unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

fxrted:

tyleroakley:

thatfunnyblog:

Me for all of high school

also me on a treadmill

Yes

fxrted:

tyleroakley:

thatfunnyblog:

Me for all of high school

also me on a treadmill

Yes

chatterboxrose:

kill-natalie:

do you ever realize that we spend our days hoping imaginary people will kiss each other

 

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

morganlindsay97:

thisbecjc:

The adorable moment when that’s his real life boyfriend.

OMFG I DID NOT KNOW THAT!! HOLY CRAP 

That’s so cute

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

foreveralone-lyguy:

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

How the hell would you even get in that situation

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

mistafuckingbooty:

holywatersupersoakers:

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

I AM A TEACHER AND THE REVERSE IS ALSO TRUE

wait WHAT?!

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive… wormhole refractors… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.

wilwheaton:

mrpicard:

rashaka:

You don’t really understand Star Trek until you’ve seen Galaxy Quest.

Galaxy Quest is the best of all the Star Trek movies.